October 19 ANNOUNCEMENTS

Lab-Break This Week!
Opportunity to begin preparing for Exam 2
New Humor
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous Erudite (comic) scientist who once said:
'I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.'

His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend... But she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
I intend to live forever... So far, so good.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
email: rdbriggs@esf.edu
Updated Most Recently on October 19, 2014